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Which sign of the Apocalypse is this?

Which sign of the Apocalypse is this?

Date: 02/21/2004 Views: 16242

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That's a 10-4, good buddy! Aug. 2003
  • Title: That's a 10-4, good buddy! Aug. 2003
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Praise Jesus, James is back and yummy again! Nov.2003
  • Title: Praise Jesus, James is back and yummy again! Nov.2003
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Aiiiee!! He fucked it up!! The bastard!!! Feb 2004
  • Title: Aiiiee!! He fucked it up!! The bastard!!! Feb 2004
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Go on Jaymz, make us an offer we can't refuse...
  • Title: Go on Jaymz, make us an offer we can't refuse...
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Like, offer to never look like this again.
  • Title: Like, offer to never look like this again.
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I can't believe James is only 42.  Time for some "Just For Men Beard Color", my friend.
  • Title: I can't believe James is only 42. Time for some "Just For Men Beard Color", my friend.
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june2005_2
  • Title: june2005_2
  • Summary: He's got an Amish/greaser thing going on. Like he's the rebel Amishman who paints flames on the side of his buggy.
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Same ol', same ol'.  But it looks like J did take my advice and washed that grey right outta his hair!
  • Title: Same ol', same ol'. But it looks like J did take my advice and washed that grey right outta his hair!
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You know what? If he grew a 'stache, we might have something here.  Yeah, I'm grasping at straws, I know.
  • Title: You know what? If he grew a 'stache, we might have something here. Yeah, I'm grasping at straws, I know.
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James is taking his beard from merely Amish and is moving to Old Testament levels.  His wife really needs to kick his ass.
  • Title: James is taking his beard from merely Amish and is moving to Old Testament levels. His wife really needs to kick his ass.
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A' pickin' and a' grinnin'in the studio. There is so, so, SO very much wrong here that words actually fail me.
  • Title: A' pickin' and a' grinnin'in the studio. There is so, so, SO very much wrong here that words actually fail me.
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When I look at this pic, I hear the 'Dueling Banjos' tune from Deliverance in my head.
  • Title: When I look at this pic, I hear the 'Dueling Banjos' tune from Deliverance in my head.
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Tired of being mistaken for a redneck Taliban member, James finally trims his beard.
  • Title: Tired of being mistaken for a redneck Taliban member, James finally trims his beard.
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I'm so BORED!  Do something else, dammit! (p.s. those shoes make you look like a douche.)
  • Title: I'm so BORED! Do something else, dammit! (p.s. those shoes make you look like a douche.)
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sept08
  • Title: sept08
  • Summary: Is that candy, little girl???
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oct2008
  • Title: oct2008
  • Summary: Coming this Christmas: James Hetfield stars in BAD SANTA II!!
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dec08
  • Title: dec08
  • Summary: Dec. 2008. The greased-up look is gone, replaced by...really bad hat-head?
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g-hero2
  • Title: g-hero2
  • Summary: CGI Amish beard featured in 'Guitar Hero: Metallica'!
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g-hero1
  • Title: g-hero1
  • Summary: 'Guitar Hero' Hetfield. 'Lego Star Wars' Han Solo is 1,000 times hotter.
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march09
  • Title: march09
  • Summary: March 2009. Ever notice how highlights just make a bitch look old?
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may6-09
  • Title: may6-09
  • Summary: Get Olivia Newton-John on the phone, it's another Grease sequel! May 2009.
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